>WHILE MR Beans HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher :
What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean :I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16.
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t
see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.
Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.
Friend : Condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even
Friend : What now? Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.
Mr. Bean’s Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful… .is it one
“c” or two “c”?
Mr. Bean : Make it three “c” to be sure