Archive for April, 2007One of the things that I hate about email that forwarded to me is all the extra symbols such as the ‘>’ that added in front of every line! It is damn frustrating if you want to remove it one by one. Thank fully, I found a website that can help you remove all the symbols! Check out the e-mail Cleaner! All you need to do is paste your email in the text box and click a button to clean the email. It is that easy! A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on the way to the airport. A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi…..zoom…. Jap: Look ..look ..Toyota!! …very fast!!!…. made in Japan! Proton…no good…. made in Malaysia. Driver: yah…. After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi….zoom. Jap: look…. look…. Nissan!!!….. very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton…. no good…. made in Malaysia Driver: yah….yah… After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi…zooom. ! Jap: look…. look… Honda!!…. very GOOD!!….very fast!!….made in Japan! Proton…no good…made in Malaysia Driver: yah…yah…yah….! Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver. Jap: How much? Driver: RM150/- Jap: Oh… very expensive….. you overcharge ! ! Driver: Noooo … look …. look …. Sony meter!!….very good!!….very fast!…. Made in Japan! Today is 1st of April, so we can expect tons of jokes from the internet.
[updated] Just found a more comprehensive list of site here: WIFE’s DIARY: Sunday night. I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said: “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him. He simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say: “I love u, too.” When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HUSBAND’s DIARY: Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!! (ends) |
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